NORSE FATHER OF THE YEAR
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

norsefatheroftheyear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

hey guys check out my new wheels 
and my new baby brother


at least im rich now

whateva I have an impala that’s all I ever wanted
wait where do I find demons I wanna shoot some shit

youre going to die

I JUST WOKE UP AND IM REALLY CONFUSED
WHERE AM I

who the dicks are you

IM ODIN
WHO IN THE NINE REALMS ARE YOU

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

norsefatheroftheyear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

hey guys check out my new wheels 

and my new baby brother

at least im rich now

whateva I have an impala that’s all I ever wanted

wait where do I find demons I wanna shoot some shit

youre going to die

I JUST WOKE UP AND IM REALLY CONFUSED

WHERE AM I

who the dicks are you

IM ODIN

WHO IN THE NINE REALMS ARE YOU

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

hey guys check out my new wheels 
and my new baby brother


at least im rich now

whateva I have an impala that’s all I ever wanted
wait where do I find demons I wanna shoot some shit

youre going to die

I JUST WOKE UP AND IM REALLY CONFUSED
WHERE AM I

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooony:

hey guys check out my new wheels 

and my new baby brother

at least im rich now

whateva I have an impala that’s all I ever wanted

wait where do I find demons I wanna shoot some shit

youre going to die

I JUST WOKE UP AND IM REALLY CONFUSED

WHERE AM I

Why did you gods party when Balder died?
Anonymous

IT IS HOW WE SHOW OUR RESPECT TO THE DEAD! WE WERE CELEBRATING BALDER’S LIFE, NOT MOURNING HIS PASSING!

How does Thorki make you feel?
Anonymous

WHAT IS ‘THORKI’?

Is there a trick to conveniently falling into Odinsleep? Because it would be seriously helpful for life on Midgard.
Anonymous

IT’S VERY EASY MIDGARDIAN!

SIMPLY ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tell me more about your Odinsleep. And why you kidnapped Loki.
Anonymous

FIRSTLY I SAVED LOKI. HE WAS EXTREMELY SMALL FOR A FROST GIANT AND WAS LEFT TO DIE. AT MOST HE WOULD HAVE GROWN UP A SERVANT, I GAVE HIM THE LIFE OF A PRINCE, AND I LOVED HIM LIKE MY OWN.

NOW ON THE ODIN SLEEP, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I am your biggest fan, Odin!

WHY THANK YOU MIDGARDIAN! IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT THE MOVING PICTURE MADE ABOUT THOR, LOKI, AND I HAS NOT ENTIRELY SULLIED MY REPUTATION ON MIDGARD!

You're making an insane of sense right now, I feel like I should've never doubted your wisdom.

THANK YOU MIDGARDIAN! I AM THE ALLFATHER AFTER ALL, IT IS MY JOB TO LEND WISDOM AND PROTECTION TO ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE NINE REALMS. 

Of course. Have you met Loki's other kids? Just out of curiosity

OF COURSE I HAVE! I’VE MET ALL OF MY GRANDCHILDREN, THOUGH THEY DON’T ALWAYS CALL AS OFTEN AS I’D LIKE

Makes sense, but what about you using your grandchild a your trusty steed?

SLEIPNIR NEEDS THE EXERCISE! AND HE LOVES THE TIME SPENT WITH HIS GRANDFATHER. HE IS A MIGHTY WARRIOR, I WOULD NOT FIGHT WITHOUT HIM